Spanish Lessons from the Town Drunk

I did not forget that I had a blog.
I did not forget that I had a blog.

Been busy working and being sick. Still have a bit of a tos.
The ugly ducklings are warming up to me finally. Some a little more than others, much to my manager's amusement.

There's a new bar in our complex! They have delicious rum infusions... just like the other bar in our complex. Seriously, there's five bar/restaurants in our building now.

I've been up to other stuff, but I cannot remember for the life of me. I would write more often if I was not constantly in some state of inebriation or another. I will make more of an effort to remember.

• I will take pictures during Holy Week and post them here.
• My mother brought me eight packs of Runts candy.
• I highly recommend the Citadel DLC for Mass Effect 3.
• I still only have four sundresses.
• My hair is completely pink as of yesterday.
• There was a bird stuck in the bar from happy hour until four in the morning.
• We named it patito feo.
• I know there are more amusing things to write about, but I cannot recall the details.

RANDOM STATS!

2 The amount of times I've been pulled over

0 The number of quetzales I've had to pay to the police

10 The number of fingers I have

8 The amount of drinks I've had bought for me while working

6 The average number of shots I do in one shift

20 The number of Valiums in my room

10 The episode I'm on in House of Cards

11 The average number of hours I work in a day

3 The number of cuts on my hands right now

9 The number of new civilizations to be introduced in the second expansion for Civ V

6 The number of glasses I've broken while working

75 The number of hours I've spent on one go of the Mass Effect Trilogy
2 The number of times the volcano Fuego has erupted while I've been here
0 The number of times I've seen the volcano while it's erupting

Song currently stuck in my head: Angus & Julia Stone - Draw Your Swords