Ducks and Poofy Balls, Obviously

I can't sleep when my legs are all sticky from wearing mosquito repellant, but if I don't wear it then I become scabby pin cushion.

Yes, I know that is a pleasant mental image.

While we're on the topic, a bartender at the cave introduced me to a fun new word: babia, a baby's labia.

Pleasant mental images everywhere!

And We're Back!

The parents have returned to the house.

With my stuff.

They seemed to have misplaced my naval jewelry somewhere between here and there.

Coincidence?

Y tu piña tambien

Another three months!

Other than that nothing too exciting has occurred.

Jazz jumped into a fountain.

Song currently stuck in my head: Weezer - Island in the Sun