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(Not) funny story behind this Green Goblin Fishbowl

I was told there were around half a million people in Antigua yesterday. Whoa Jesus.

Working St. Patrick's sober was not enjoyable. I imagine working St. Patrick's drunk would be much more enjoyable. Sad face. In actuality, the first part of St. Patrick's was pretty good, but after 11PM men started to remove their shirts.

Mr. BossMan

Okay, so the picture above is the owner of the bar I work at. He was running around behind the bar asking for creme de menthe for a fishbowl he brought downstairs. Then he starts asking everyone if it looks green. Turns out he is R/G colorblind! I thought it was pretty cool, but I would have pegged him as B/O colorblind as the Green Goblin initially looked blue.

Whiskey/Vodka Shots

Alien Brain Hemorrhages

Apparently the pretty girl scam is not known here. On Saturday, my day off fuck yes, I grabbed a couple of flyers from bar 3, the newest bar in our building, and told the owner that I was going to run around and hand them out. He didn't mind. Not sure if my manager or Mr. BossMan minded, but they don't have to know. I only handed out one flyer, but I got a group of three men to come with me there. I feel I could have done better if I understood Spanish because at least then it would be easier to pick marks. Disclaimer: I did not pull a scam on them, but it was pretty sketchy of me, no?

Song currently stuck in my head: Yoav - Where Is My Mind