I'll Admire Your Expensive Taste

Long time. No blog.

We're going to do this from my memory, so the blog may not fully congeal together. Luckily, that is a reader's problem! Not mine.

Ducks and Poofy Balls, Obviously

I can't sleep when my legs are all sticky from wearing mosquito repellant, but if I don't wear it then I become scabby pin cushion.

Yes, I know that is a pleasant mental image.

While we're on the topic, a bartender at the cave introduced me to a fun new word: babia, a baby's labia.

Pleasant mental images everywhere!

And We're Back!

The parents have returned to the house.

With my stuff.

They seemed to have misplaced my naval jewelry somewhere between here and there.

Coincidence?

Y tu piña tambien

Another three months!

Other than that nothing too exciting has occurred.

Jazz jumped into a fountain.

Song currently stuck in my head: Weezer - Island in the Sun

Motor Function

So the third anniversary party was not at all slow. Mention free booze and the entire town swarms in. Both managers from the bar and bar 2 were working. The waitress and I were working as well on our day off. All in all, a good showing.

I did get roofied later that same day though.

So that wasn't very fun, but at least I'm safe now.

Song currently stuck in my head: Martin Solveig - The Night Out (Madeon Remix)

Fifth Hole

YAY!

Finally got my belly button piercing & litter box trained the kittens. Fuck yes.

All I have to do now is get another ninety day stamp in my passport. Golden.

Song currently stuck in my head: Fedde le Grand & Nicky Romero ft. Matthew Koma - Sparks

I Will Destroy You

Title not at all related to this post. I just have Mass Effect 1 enemy dialog replaying in my mind.

I'm not going to destroy anyone.